Shhhh. Very quietly now... I'm keeping my voice down as I'm a little freaked out... I don't want the aliens to hear me.
I assume that there are aliens lurking, that is... they must have travelled via this thing, this yellowish ball in the sky, and I'm not sure what the hell it is.
I have vague recollections of having seen it before, about 4 months ago. The locals even had a name for it... something like "de zon" or "the sun", whatever that is.
Anyway, I'm off to explore this some more, and I may even venture outside without my usual armor of boots, an umbrella, and exasperation.
If I don't report back, it's because they found me, likely on a cafe bench with a crazy grin on my face.